Monthly Archives: August 2016

Autumn is around the corner, and winter is sure to follow…..

Make sure you stay warm by getting yourself a nice fireplace for the house. Only ten bucks here on Sale of the Century!

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Two for the road

It’s a bicycle built for two! For just five bucks.

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Separated at birth?

$ale’s own glamorous model Dara. Peanuts character and crabby person Lucy Van Pelt. You decide.

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Conversations with Summer

It’s Monday, so what is on her mind? “I was playing Pokemon Go and finally found Pickachu…..on the 405 freeway that is.” “While watching the Rio Olympics, I think I saw some of our former contestants that won a Rio … Continue reading

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So, where’s my Sale Surprise?

“Excuse me for a sec, I think Dara has it.” “Here it is, six hundred bucks as a surprise!”

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Fame Game prizes

Party games??????  

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An ace in the hand is worth two jokers at the tables

You too can be a Card Shark if you go to Atlantic City! The only place on the boardwalk where the high rollers stay…… Luck be a lady tonight.

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Hey boys and girls, time once again for Instant Cash!

Today’s jackpot is at $3,000. Question is do you want to risk your lead for a shot? “I’m thinking about it!”

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Meanwhile, at the Rio Olympics…..

In between events, there’s some time to get that nice golden Brazilian tan. I think by 2020, tanning should be an Olympic sport.

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Because life itself should be dishwasher safe

Clean your dishes in style with this automatic dishwasher! Big enough to fit all your precious china along with your cheap silverware. $699? No way Jose….. ‘Cause you will pay just ten bucks here on Sale! That will remove those … Continue reading

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