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If this yacht rockin’….don’t come a knockin’

Ahoy Mateys! Time to go sailing the high seas with this sailboat. As you can tell, there’s plenty of room. And while life itself ain’t cheap, here on $ale, this boat is….. So why don’t you come on board?

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Scene from ancient Rome’s version of The Color Of Money

“Red ball off the middle bumper, into the left pocket.” “I knew he would miss, cause I had fifty dollars betting that he would.”

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An Instant Bargain that will keep you go around in circles.

It’s a bicycle built for two! And it’s only five dollars too. And Jim will throw in an extra hundred bucks to make it a ten speed.

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$ale of the Century always has the best and most diverse studio audiences

“Today, we welcome Yogi Bare’s Sun Club from La Jolla with us today in the studio audience.” “Ma’am, contrary to what your husband says, that’s not a cucumber you’re holding.”

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Is being the host of $ale come with on-the-job distractions?

“Let me count the ways…..” “Where do I start?” You be the judge.

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The cure for the never-ending thirst

Wet your whistle with this Instant Bargain….. It’s a retro vintage water cooler! All you can drink for just five bucks.

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Yet another round of monthly $ale captions

Where April showers meet May flowers for only five dollars.

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