Category Archives: $ale Models

A $ale Of The Century Fish Story

Here’s Greg and David out for a day of fishing….. They say that they caught The Big One. I wonder if this is it? Advertisements

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Decisions, decisions……

“Now Michael, if you play on. All this could be yours.” “A three piece man’s suit.” “An African Safari….” “Or a Beach Party in Acapulco!” “The choice is yours.”

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I hate Mondays.

As you can tell, it’s back to work, work, work……. “We do more by noon than most people do all day long!”  

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Everyone loves a good boat, and that’s no moats about it.

Just feel that rich Corinthian leather out on the open seas….. …..and you’ll agree that from this point on, it’s smooth sailing.

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Be like George Jones and ride to the liquor store in style.

Cut your grass down to size with this Instant Bargain….. A riding lawn mower from Toro! Hey, that’s cheaper than my favorite brand of wine-in-a-box! Let’s roll.

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Oh yeah, Chernobyl is known it’s fine slopes

Here’s Karen modeling the latest in ski wear for those nuclear winters….. Because any girl who works in Sector 7G wants to look fashionable when mastering the Alpine Downhill.

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Meanwhile, in the $ale Test Kitchen

Greg and David try in vain to make a gourmet meal…… ……despite the best efforts of this food processor. “Guess that Pureed Artichokes and Cap’n Crunch didn’t go over well.”  

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