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I would not eat out here in Old Town

At this restaurant, their daily specials were last edible in the 1600s. And that’s how much they charge for a pint of Michelob. Advertisements

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Man, these paintings are so lifelike…..

Here’s a painting of $ale model Dara. Oh snap, it just came to life. And she’s out for revenge.

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Congratulation!

James, our defending champion, has just won some cash from the Winner’s Board. A cool $3,000 to be exact. Now he’s going meet a whole new set of “long lost relatives” coming out from the woodwork.

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Bon Voyage…..and we’re not coming back!

Escape this cold weather with a sunny Mexican cruise! All for just this low, low price. And Jim will throw in some extra bucks for Margaritas.

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Our returning champion Alan goes back to the Winner’s Board

Start picking until you make a match. And Alan just won himself a trip! He’s going to the tropical paradise of Aruba! Let’s drink to that.

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Your $ale tropical resort vacation starter kit

Beach chair, towel, swimsuit, tropical drink. ……and swimwear with the power to turn heads. ……and what do we have here? A remote control electronic flotation device thingy! Now you’re ready.

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The joke’s on him…..

“Did I tell you the one about the priest, the used car salesman and the blonde?” “They were at the doctors office, when the blonde came in…….” “Oh, Hi Karen.”

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