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Twenty Six Miles to Catalina

That’s where Dara is spending her weekend. Bon Voyage!

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Tis the season of sunshine and warm weather…..

Let us celebrate, cause’ Summer has officially arrived.

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Yet another round of monthly $ale captions

Where April showers meet May flowers for only five dollars.

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I knew it, they’re phoning it in on today’s show.

Reach out and touch someone with this Instant Bargain. It’s an old timey vintage telephone! All for the ye olde low low price of fifteen dollars.

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Meanwhile, in the S.O.T.C. Lunchroom….

Everyday is Macaroni N’ Cheese Monday at the workplace with this microwave oven. So you can be like Dara, and nuke your leftovers for lunch in style…… ….all for just five dollars. “Do I smell tuna in here?”

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This Instant Bargain is Just My Type

Here’s something that every 80’s working woman needs…. A typewriter with auto correct! And for just six dollars here on Sale, you’ll be writing the Great American Novel in no time. “One day, Fuzzy Bunny went to the forest to … Continue reading

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Because Betsy Ross does not want chafed skin when she has her beauty rest.

Here’s a revolutionary Instant Bargain, these soft bedding fabrics. All for just six dollars! He’s thinking about it, we’ll get back to him shortly.

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