Category Archives: Instant Bargains

I would not eat out here in Old Town

At this restaurant, their daily specials were last edible in the 1600s. And that’s how much they charge for a pint of Michelob. Advertisements

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This Instant Bargain will jump over the Moon that hovers over Miami

Lets do lunch, in sunny Miami Beach! You will be on a plane that flies over the Bermuda Triangle….. And if you make it, you’ll stay at the Newport Resort Hotel on the beach. Sorry, I’m not paying that much….. … Continue reading

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As you can see Elaine with the CD if you please…..

It’s time for an Instant Bargain with one of those hot new fangled electronics! It’s a CD player! And it comes with a…..get this….a remote control! Hell no. That’s more like it!

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The nightly conquest of the fridge

“Who ate my last pint of Ben & Jerry’s?!”

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Who’s a big fan of getting a tan?

Lynnda does. Same can be said for David too.

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Meanwhile over at the $ale Test Kitchen

Two cooks won’t spoil the broth once you have these wonderful accessories! And we’ll also throw in this refrigerator too. That’s how much a dinner at Red Lobster would cost!

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Bon Voyage…..and we’re not coming back!

Escape this cold weather with a sunny Mexican cruise! All for just this low, low price. And Jim will throw in some extra bucks for Margaritas.

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