Category Archives: Instant Bargains

Vacation is all I ever wanted, Vacation have to get away…..

Pardon me for the lack of posting activity, weather is nice and I had to take a vacation. Besides, if anyone spent it with these two, who am I question?   Advertisements

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A $ale Of The Century Fish Story

Here’s Greg and David out for a day of fishing….. They say that they caught The Big One. I wonder if this is it?

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Be like George Jones and ride to the liquor store in style.

Cut your grass down to size with this Instant Bargain….. A riding lawn mower from Toro! Hey, that’s cheaper than my favorite brand of wine-in-a-box! Let’s roll.

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Meanwhile, in the $ale Test Kitchen

Greg and David try in vain to make a gourmet meal…… ……despite the best efforts of this food processor. “Guess that Pureed Artichokes and Cap’n Crunch didn’t go over well.”  

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I would not eat out here in Old Town

At this restaurant, their daily specials were last edible in the 1600s. And that’s how much they charge for a pint of Michelob.

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This Instant Bargain will jump over the Moon that hovers over Miami

Lets do lunch, in sunny Miami Beach! You will be on a plane that flies over the Bermuda Triangle….. And if you make it, you’ll stay at the Newport Resort Hotel on the beach. Sorry, I’m not paying that much….. … Continue reading

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As you can see Elaine with the CD if you please…..

It’s time for an Instant Bargain with one of those hot new fangled electronics! It’s a CD player! And it comes with a…..get this….a remote control! Hell no. That’s more like it!

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