Category Archives: Instant Bargains

All the single ladies, we have the bling.

Here’s an instant bargain that if you like it, you should put a ring on it! And we have just such a ring. Nice try, but I am not paying that much. Now we’re talking!

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Tis the season of sunshine and warm weather…..

Let us celebrate, cause’ Summer has officially arrived.

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The cure for the never-ending thirst

Wet your whistle with this Instant Bargain….. It’s a retro vintage water cooler! All you can drink for just five bucks.

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I knew it, they’re phoning it in on today’s show.

Reach out and touch someone with this Instant Bargain. It’s an old timey vintage telephone! All for the ye olde low low price of fifteen dollars.

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Faster, harder, Scooter – we’re getting Faster, harder, Scooter Yeah!

Here’s Lynnda with an Instant Bargain worth scooting over. It’s a scooter, complete with safety helmet! And it’s here on Sale of the Century that you own this two wheeler at this low, low price.  

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Don’t get Spring Busted…..

……spend your Spring Break in exotic tropical sunny Acapulco! Stay at the lovely Acapulco Plaza Hotel right on the beach. Under normal circumstances, this is what you’ll be paying. But not here on $ale! And Jim will throw in a … Continue reading

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Meanwhile, in the S.O.T.C. Lunchroom….

Everyday is Macaroni N’ Cheese Monday at the workplace with this microwave oven. So you can be like Dara, and nuke your leftovers for lunch in style…… ….all for just five dollars. “Do I smell tuna in here?”

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