Monthly Archives: September 2016

A live look inside the models’ dressing room

Dara and David are talking about last Monday’s presidential debates. And Karen is practicing Scandinavian folk dance.

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I’m gonna sit right down and write myself a letter…..

“Dear Penthouse Forum, I’m a student from a small Midwestern college…..”

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More hidden talents from the $ale models

Lynnda and Lou have the power to levitate over the beaches of Hawaii. Anything to prevent getting sand trapped in your swimwear.

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Now you can make your own sausage!

Always wanted to be part of the process that is food preparation? Now you can, with this food processor! On sale for just six dollars. And it makes it’s own gravy too. That sounded kinda awkward.

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Here’s Jim with today’s contestants

“Which one of you ate the last bear claw in the green room?”

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Greg’s ambition? America’s Funniest Home Videos.

“Now stand still while I have Karen, dressed in a squirrel costume, kick you in the nuts.” Thanks to a video camera that he got on $ale for just six bucks. “I am so going to win that $10,000 grand … Continue reading

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These are the Guardians of the Galaxy

Galaxy carpets that is….. Because any old red carpet won’t do.

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