Monthly Archives: February 2018

We now join Instant Cash already in progress….

She’s picked box number two. “Oh Goody! I’m eating out at Red Lobster tonight!” Advertisements

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I would not eat out here in Old Town

At this restaurant, their daily specials were last edible in the 1600s. And that’s how much they charge for a pint of Michelob.

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Man, these paintings are so lifelike…..

Here’s a painting of $ale model Dara. Oh snap, it just came to life. And she’s out for revenge.

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Congratulation!

James, our defending champion, has just won some cash from the Winner’s Board. A cool $3,000 to be exact. Now he’s going meet a whole new set of “long lost relatives” coming out from the woodwork.

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This Instant Bargain will jump over the Moon that hovers over Miami

Lets do lunch, in sunny Miami Beach! You will be on a plane that flies over the Bermuda Triangle….. And if you make it, you’ll stay at the Newport Resort Hotel on the beach. Sorry, I’m not paying that much….. … Continue reading

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As you can see Elaine with the CD if you please…..

It’s time for an Instant Bargain with one of those hot new fangled electronics! It’s a CD player! And it comes with a…..get this….a remote control! Hell no. That’s more like it!

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The nightly conquest of the fridge

“Who ate my last pint of Ben & Jerry’s?!”

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