Monthly Archives: April 2018

Everyone loves a good boat, and that’s no moats about it.

Just feel that rich Corinthian leather out on the open seas….. …..and you’ll agree that from this point on, it’s smooth sailing.

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Be like George Jones and ride to the liquor store in style.

Cut your grass down to size with this Instant Bargain….. A riding lawn mower from Toro! Hey, that’s cheaper than my favorite brand of wine-in-a-box! Let’s roll.

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Oh yeah, Chernobyl is known it’s fine slopes

Here’s Karen modeling the latest in ski wear for those nuclear winters….. Because any girl who works in Sector 7G wants to look fashionable when mastering the Alpine Downhill.

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