I would not eat out here in Old Town

At this restaurant, their daily specials were last edible in the 1600s.

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And that’s how much they charge for a pint of Michelob.

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Man, these paintings are so lifelike…..

Here’s a painting of $ale model Dara.

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Oh snap, it just came to life.

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And she’s out for revenge.

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Congratulation!

James, our defending champion, has just won some cash from the Winner’s Board.

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A cool $3,000 to be exact.

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Now he’s going meet a whole new set of “long lost relatives” coming out from the woodwork.

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This Instant Bargain will jump over the Moon that hovers over Miami

Lets do lunch, in sunny Miami Beach!

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You will be on a plane that flies over the Bermuda Triangle…..

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And if you make it, you’ll stay at the Newport Resort Hotel on the beach.

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Sorry, I’m not paying that much…..

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Hot damn! Now we’re talking.

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And did you hear? Jim will throw in some extra cash for Marlins season tickets too.

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As you can see Elaine with the CD if you please…..

It’s time for an Instant Bargain with one of those hot new fangled electronics!

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It’s a CD player!

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And it comes with a…..get this….a remote control!

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Hell no.

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That’s more like it!

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The nightly conquest of the fridge

“Who ate my last pint of Ben & Jerry’s?!”

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Who’s a big fan of getting a tan?

Lynnda does.

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Same can be said for David too.

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