Monthly Archives: April 2016

Bring home a piece of the jungle with you

With this artwork painting hanging on your wall! From the fine folks of Steve Stein Galleries. “And as a bonus, will throw in $300 for bananas.” Advertisements

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Sale of the Century is known for two things….

Big sombrero hats and cool drinks. And they do possess magical powers once you wear it and drink it….. “HOLY TOLEDO!”

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Just look in the mirror baby…..

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all? Be like Dara and look at yourself in style with this full length mirror…… That much? Think again…… Now that’s what I’m talking about! ……and we’ll throw in Dara’s … Continue reading

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Meanwhile over at Benihana……

Chef Dave is preparing a special authentic Japanese cuisine for his dinner guests. “Has anyone seen my index finger?”

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This is your brain on Instant Bargains

Any questions?

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Summer Bartholomew reads from her index cards

Let’s listen in….. “Will the owner of the pea green Ford Pinto with the California license plate I4JBUX please move your vehicle, it’s blocking the loading zone.”

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And now, take a trip to the Magical Land of Parting Gifts

For playing $ale of the Century, some of our contestants will receive….. Artificially sweetened carbonated water…… Edible Styrofoam…. Hair care products you can put in your cup of tea….. Ocean Meat….. Something to blend it all together…… ……and for the … Continue reading

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