Category Archives: $ale humor

$ale of the Century always has the best and most diverse studio audiences

“Today, we welcome Yogi Bare’s Sun Club from La Jolla with us today in the studio audience.” “Ma’am, contrary to what your husband says, that’s not a cucumber you’re holding.”

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Is being the host of $ale come with on-the-job distractions?

“Let me count the ways…..” “Where do I start?” You be the judge.

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Yet another round of monthly $ale captions

Where April showers meet May flowers for only five dollars.

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Here kitty, kitty, kitty?

Whatever prize they’re trying to model, it ain’t working.

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I knew it, they’re phoning it in on today’s show.

Reach out and touch someone with this Instant Bargain. It’s an old timey vintage telephone! All for the ye olde low low price of fifteen dollars.

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Springtime on the set of $ale

When the flowers are all in bloom…… ……and so are the models.

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This is the Instant Bargain that Kellyanne Conway has warned us about

It’s just another day at the S.O.T.C. Lunchroom. But make your average lunch day spectacular with this microwave oven. It makes the food you warm up more desirable and tempting for private eyes watching you. All for just five dollars!

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