Monthly Archives: March 2016

Scenes from a Palm Springs resort

“Dave, I need help changing this light bulb.” “Not now Greg, my hands are full at this time.” “I’m here for my 4:30 tennis lesson and massage…..” “Take it from me folks, the service here is fantastic.”  

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I don’t feel like getting up and working today

Today’s Saturday, and Lou just wants to relax….. You gotta problem with that?

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Baby, you can drive my car…..but which one?

You can drive away in this BMW…… …..or this Alfa Romeo convertible. It’s such a difficult decision to make.

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I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like

Today, we have a pair of short bicycles on sale….. ….for the bargain price of ten bucks! Tim looks intrigued…..but will he buy?

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$ale has hit a milestone back in ’87

1,000 episodes of Jim Perry and the gang making bargains on daytime TV! That can only mean one thing……

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Paddlin’ through the waters with this Instant Bargain

Today, we have a pair of water skis! “Going once, GOING TWICE………” “NO SALE?!” Take it away Jasper Beardly…..

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What ever happened to the Class Of 65 dollars?

Here’s Greg looking up some of his old friends from his high school yearbook. “Karen, go do a Google search on my old buddy Bob ‘Brickhouse’ Snrub.” “Found some matches, one of them apparently mentions that he works as a … Continue reading

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This is our returning champion Tom O’Brien….

It’s 1987 and so far, after clearing the board, he has over $102,000 in cash and prizes. Stand by as he goes for the $50,000 bonus! Which by the way, he did…..becoming the last big winner from the Winner’s Board … Continue reading

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Wanna go for a ride?

Just grab a helmet a join Lynnda on her new motor scooter. Vroom, vroom……

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‘Murican Gothic

Let’s join Ma and Pa Kettle down on the farm for this Instant Bargain….. It’s a authentic weathervane! It’s yours for only fifteen dollars, and that ain’t hay. “Not tonight Pa, Hee Haw is coming on.”

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