Tag Archives: parting gifts

It happened at the Oscars

The Best Picture Oscar screwup, while memorable, wasn’t the first time it happened. Something like that happened a long time ago, on another popular awards show. Who can forget the 1985 Daytime Emmy Awards, when the Best Game Show Emmy … Continue reading

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More stuff from the Magical Land of Parting Gifts

Some of our parting contestants will receive….. Processed little balls that tastes like sawdust…. Detergent that will leave your clothes smelling like Stinky Pete’s mules….. The Fresh Maker! And a little something that will cover up that hickey on your … Continue reading

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No way our losing contestants are leaving empty handed….

You’ll be getting the official Sale of the Century home game. Models not included.

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And now, another trip to the magical land of parting gifts

For playing our humble little game, contestants will receive….. Toasted sawdust and Styrofoam….. For that teenager daughter who wants to look her best on Friday nights…. The Freshmaker!  

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And now, take a trip to the Magical Land of Parting Gifts

For playing $ale of the Century, some of our contestants will receive….. Artificially sweetened carbonated water…… Edible Styrofoam…. Hair care products you can put in your cup of tea….. Ocean Meat….. Something to blend it all together…… ……and for the … Continue reading

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