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$ale of the Century always has the best and most diverse studio audiences

“Today, we welcome Yogi Bare’s Sun Club from La Jolla with us today in the studio audience.” “Ma’am, contrary to what your husband says, that’s not a cucumber you’re holding.”

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Is being the host of $ale come with on-the-job distractions?

“Let me count the ways…..” “Where do I start?” You be the judge.

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Yet another round of monthly $ale captions

Where April showers meet May flowers for only five dollars.

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It happened at the Oscars

The Best Picture Oscar screwup, while memorable, wasn’t the first time it happened. Something like that happened a long time ago, on another popular awards show. Who can forget the 1985 Daytime Emmy Awards, when the Best Game Show Emmy … Continue reading

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When you crunch the numbers, it’s all about the demographics.

What if only likely $ale of the Century contestants only voted in this year’s election? This is the electoral map if $ale contestants bought that washing machine for $17 with only a six dollar lead. And they needed to win … Continue reading

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Do your part and be a good Samaritan.

Please give David a pair of decent shorts. “I will donate $400 for this good cause, would you?”

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Messages from David Gibbs’ answering machine

Let’s have a listen, shall we? “Lynnda here, I’m out of Aqua Net, can I borrow some?” “Hey Dave, I heard this funny joke today, it involves a 12 inch pianist and a man who walks into a bar…..”   … Continue reading

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