Everyone loves a good boat, and that’s no moats about it.

Just feel that rich Corinthian leather out on the open seas…..

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…..and you’ll agree that from this point on, it’s smooth sailing.

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Be like George Jones and ride to the liquor store in style.

Cut your grass down to size with this Instant Bargain…..

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A riding lawn mower from Toro!

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Hey, that’s cheaper than my favorite brand of wine-in-a-box!

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Let’s roll.

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Oh yeah, Chernobyl is known it’s fine slopes

Here’s Karen modeling the latest in ski wear for those nuclear winters…..

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Because any girl who works in Sector 7G wants to look fashionable when mastering the Alpine Downhill.

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Meanwhile, in the $ale Test Kitchen

Greg and David try in vain to make a gourmet meal……

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……despite the best efforts of this food processor.

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“Guess that Pureed Artichokes and Cap’n Crunch didn’t go over well.”

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All that glitters is gold, and then there’s some certain co-host….

Hey Tim! What’s got your attention?

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Oh, alrighty then.

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If only all bouncers were this attractive…..

Dara, standing guard at the door and watching the contestants enter

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And also giving them a hand.

 

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Today in our showroom…..

Learn dining etiquette from the East from the experts themselves…..

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It’s a vacation to Japan!

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